when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
This is pretty much me in the shower
when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR
And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS
This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.
(Source: ponderouspocketwatch)
It’s like every time Benedict greets someone he knows, he just defaults to Bromance Mode.
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
Demons run when a good man goes to war.
from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this
oh wow look how sarcastic that looks
that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary
DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION
wow snuggies are so cool
This is the most revealing adult humor joke about masturbation you may find on a Nickelodeon show like Fairly Odd Parents.
When I first saw heard this I couldn’t stop laughing.
That awkward moment when someone can’t pronounce your name
You are like:
And they are like:
(Source: theninjamage)
I just realized I have the power of the internet at my fingertips, and I could look up what Wilson from Home Improvement’s face looks like.
I’m not sure if I want to do this or not…
HERE U GO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DAMN YOU ALL.
#perfect example of how Rhodey talks to Tony #about tough shit #no tip-toeing around #no hand-holding and coddling #fuck that #we’re cracking jokes #and talking directly #and look at Tony #it’s EXACTLY WHAT HE NEEDS TO HEAR #respect #normalcy #being treated like himself #not handled like he’s fragile #do you know how fucking much he would hate that? #he would turn into the biggest asshole in the universe until that pity bullshit stopped #get away from him with that {x}
(Source: r-downeyy)
